Posted: 10 minutes ago ● 23,423 notesReblog

so if i didn’t understand i was being asked to be best man, it is because i never expected to be anybody’s best friend —certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being i have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

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Posted: 11 minutes ago ● 192,919 notesReblog

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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Posted: 11 minutes ago ● 66,405 notesReblog

710642:

well? can he????

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Posted: 13 minutes ago ● 4,608 notesReblog
severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
Posted: 14 minutes ago ● 23,521 notesReblog

http://burdge.tumblr.com/post/92936898889/swanjolras-like-tbh-i-feel-like-my-problem-with

swanjolras:

like tbh i feel like my problem with the “dark and gritty!!” trend in modern stories is this

there’s this idea in our culture that cynicism is realistic? that only children believe in happy endings, that people are ultimately selfish and greedy and seeing with clear eyes means…

Posted: 15 minutes ago ● 185,132 notesReblog

aspergersissues:

There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like.

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Posted: 17 minutes ago ● 2,489 notesReblog

Wholock - There’s a surprise guest at John’s wedding.

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Posted: 10 hours ago ● 78,121 notesReblog

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Posted: 12 hours ago ● 707 notesReblog

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" /offended by your tone, pablo neruda descends from the heavens/ /with a few lines of poetry, he seduces your girlfriend/ /then there is a flash of light and the strumming of a thousand acoustic guitars/ /pablo is gone/

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Posted: 13 hours ago ● 59,682 notesReblog

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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